I Had a Eureka Moment

NOTE FROM NON-BORING HOUSE

Guys. Dear, lovely, supportive folks. I have had a Eureka moment. An epiphany. A single, incandescent moment of sheer enlightenment.

But more about that in a moment.

I’ll keep this short because I have to. We (yes, I told you I was putting you to work) have an audience to win, a platform to build, so we can revolutionize a lot of….things. And so I must …